"I Crack My Own Self Up"


The funniest thing happened to me yesterday. I was packing up my things to leave the building to go home. I must've got side-tracked from talking to my co-worker on the way out but anyway, as I was going down the steps I realized I really had to go to the bathroom and I only had 8 minutes to walk & catch my bus. The last thing I wanted to do was hold my urine on my 45 minute commute home. I rushed to the 1st floor and I realized everyone was going in the opposite direction that I'm used to walking....but anyway, to the bathroom was all I was concerned about. I run into the bathroom, put my bag down and run into the stall. I begin to use the bathroom and I happen to look towards the floor and to to my surprise, in the next stall I spot men's shoes....WTF!!!! I immediately go into panic mode....and I'm thinking, I know a man is not in the women's bathroom. Then I began to wonder, maybe I'm in the men's bathroom. I noticed when I ran into the restroom that it looked slightly different from the one on my floor but with all the remodeling going on in my building, that wouldn't be strange.

Well, to my surprise, I was in fact in the men's restroom-WOW!!! I immediately panicked. I cut what I was doing short, pants weren't even zipped up, I opened the door & grabbed my bag & made a dash for the door. I looked both ways (to make sure I didn't bump into any men), made a dash to the women's bathroom to finish. The funny thing is...I wasn't even embarrassed. All I could do is shake my head and laugh at myself...that was too funny.